Help!

芥蘭亂坐篇之"坐到你隻手無血"

見到嗎? 我隻手幾無助.....

Kermit sings "The Rainbow Connection"

Why are there so many songs about rainbows
and what's on the other side?
Rainbows are visions, but only illusions,
and rainbows have nothing to hide.
So we've been told and some choose to believe it.
I know they're wrong, wait and see.
Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection.
The lovers, the dreamers and me.

Who said that every wish would be heard
and answered when wished on the morning star?
Somebody thought of that and someone believed it.
Look what it's done so far.
What's so amazing that keeps us star gazing
and what do we think we might see?
Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection.
The lovers, the dreamers and me.

All of us under its spell. We know that it's probably magic.

Have you been half asleep and have you heard voices?
I've heard them calling my name.
Is this the sweet sound that called the young sailors.
The voice might be one and the same.
I've heard it too many times to ignore it.
It's something that I'm supposed to be.
Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection.
The lovers, the dreamers and me.

Friendship between Cat and Dog

Is this friendship or love?

低b雞在草地上套餐

我今個星期很忙, 晚飯都由阿倫負責
(註: 其實70%的晚飯都是由他這個天才小廚神負責XD, 而另外的30%是外賣)
昨天, 阿倫好像很在意晚飯的樣子, 常打電話問我可不可以準時回家吃飯...
最後, 我還是要10.30PM才回到家裡!

在的士上, 他說做了一個"低b雞在草地上"套餐給我!
因為這個無厘頭的名字, 我極之期待. 在細問之下, 他又不肯解釋, 我就趕回家去看好了!
回到家了, 10時半, 他還沒有吃東西, 於是我們一起吃了低b雞在草地上套餐...
我說因為豆角炒蛋像"青草", 這個我知道...他又緊張地補充, "是草地上呀!!!!" (meiling反白眼中)
於是我問他為何稱為低b雞? 他的答案竟然是"低b人吃了都無事的雞" ...因為無骨 (註: 他常掛在嘴邊的低B人就是我)

Anyway,多謝您!這個套餐還附上奶奶做的大蝦沙律!
我其實好怕很夜吃晚餐, 但我今次絕對不會拒絕你的.

Marriage

I have read the below story from Facebook, and i think it's worth sharing this touching story. It's a bit long, but i think it's nicely written. And i also chatted with Ah Lun as he had read this too. Let's see how we reacted to this story.

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When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I've got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes.

Suddenly I didn't know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. I want a divorce. I raised the topic calmly.

She didn't seem to be annoyed by my words, instead she asked me softly, why?

I avoided her question. This made her angry. She threw away the chopsticks and shouted at me, you are not a man! That night, we didn't talk to each other. She was weeping. I knew she wanted to find out what had happened to our marriage. But I could hardly give her a satisfactory answer; she had lost my heart to Jane. I didn't love her anymore. I just pitied her!

With a deep sense of guilt, I drafted a divorce agreement which stated that she could own our house, our car, and 30% stake of my company.

She glanced at it and then tore it into pieces. The woman who had spent ten years of her life with me had become a stranger. I felt sorry for her wasted time, resources and energy but I could not take back what I had said for I loved Jane so dearly. Finally she cried loudly in front of me, which was what I had expected to see. To me her cry was actually a kind of release. The idea of divorce which had obsessed me for several weeks seemed to be firmer and clearer now.

The next day, I came back home very late and found her writing something at the table. I didn't have supper but went straight to sleep and fell asleep very fast because I was tired after an eventful day with Jane.

When I woke up, she was still there at the table writing. I just did not care so I turned over and was asleep again.

In the morning she presented her divorce conditions: she didn't want anything from me, but needed a month's notice before the divorce. She requested that in that one month we both struggle to live as normal a life as possible. Her reasons were simple: our son had his exams in a month's time and she didn't want to disrupt him with our broken marriage.

This was agreeable to me. But she had something more, she asked me to recall how I had carried her into out bridal room on our wedding day.

She requested that every day for the month's duration I carry her out of our bedroom to the front door ever morning. I thought she was going crazy. Just to make our last days together bearable I accepted her odd request.

I told Jane about my wife's divorce conditions. . She laughed loudly and thought it was absurd. No matter what tricks she applies, she has to face the divorce, she said scornfully.

My wife and I hadn't had any body contact since my divorce intention was explicitly expressed. So when I carried her out on the first day, we both appeared clumsy. Our son clapped behind us, daddy is holding mommy in his arms. His words brought me a sense of pain. From the bedroom to the sitting room, then to the door, I walked over ten meters with her in my arms. She closed her eyes and said softly; don't tell our son about the divorce. I nodded, feeling somewhat upset. I put her down outside
the door. She went to wait for the bus to work. I drove alone to the office.

On the second day, both of us acted much more easily. She leaned on my chest. I could smell the fragrance of her blouse. I realized that I hadn't looked at this woman carefully for a long time. I realized she was not young any more. There were fine wrinkles on her face, her hair was graying! Our marriage had taken its toll on her. For a minute I wondered what I had done to her.

On the fourth day, when I lifted her up, I felt a sense of intimacy returning. This was the woman who had given ten years of her life to me.

On the fifth and sixth day, I realized that our sense of intimacy was growing again. I didn't tell Jane about this. It became easier to carry her as the month slipped by. Perhaps the everyday workout made me stronger.

She was choosing what to wear one morning. She tried on quite a few dresses but could not find a suitable one. Then she sighed, all my dresses have grown bigger. I suddenly realized that she had grown so thin, that was the reason why I could carry her more easily.

Suddenly it hit me... she had buried so much pain and bitterness in her heart. Subconsciously I reached out and touched her head.

Our son came in at the moment and said, Dad, it's time to carry mom out. To him, seeing his father carrying his mother out had become an essential part of his life. My wife gestured to our son to come closer and hugged him tightly. I turned my face away because I was afraid I might change my mind at this last minute. I then held her in my arms, walking from the bedroom, through the sitting room, to the hallway. Her hand surrounded my neck softly and naturally. I held her body tightly; it was just like our wedding day.

But her much lighter weight made me sad. On the last day, when I held her in my arms I could hardly move a step. Our son had gone to school. I held her tightly and said, I hadn't noticed that our life lacked intimacy.

I drove to office.... jumped out of the car swiftly without locking the door. I was afraid any delay would make me change my mind...I walked upstairs. Jane opened the door and I said to her, Sorry, Jane, I do not want the divorce anymore.

She looked at me, astonished, and then touched my forehead. Do you have a fever? She said. I moved her hand off my head. Sorry, Jane, I said, I won't divorce. My marriage life was boring probably because she and I didn't value the details of our lives, not because we didn't love each other anymore. Now I realize that since I carried her into my home on our wedding day I am supposed to hold her until death do us apart.

Jane seemed to suddenly wake up. She gave me a loud slap and then slammed the door and burst into tears. I walked downstairs and drove away.

At the floral shop on the way, I ordered a bouquet of flowers for my wife. The salesgirl asked me what to write on the card. I smiled and wrote, I'll carry you out every morning until death do us apart.

That evening I arrived home, flowers in my hands, a smile on my face, I run up stairs, only to find my wife in the bed - dead.
My wife had been fighting CANCER for months and I was so busy with Jane to even notice. She knew that she would die soon and she wanted to save me from the whatever negative reaction from our son, in case we push thru with the divorce.-- At least, in the eyes of our son--- I'm a loving husband....

The small details of your lives are what really matter in a relationship. It is not the mansion, the car, property, the money in the bank. These create an environment conducive for happiness but cannot give happiness in themselves. So find time to be your spouse's friend and do those little things for each other that build intimacy. Do have a real happy marriage!

If you don't share this, nothing will happen to you.

If you do, you just might save a marriage.
Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up.

A CHRIST-CENTERED MARRIAGE IS A MARRIAGE THAT IS SURE TO LAST A LIFETIME.
So then, they are no longer two but one flesh. Therefore what God has joined together, let not man separate. Matthew 19:6.

By Stephanie Halmilton

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Meiling: 你可不可以像主角一樣每早抱我出廳呀?

Ah Lun: 可以!!! (堅定的語氣)

Meiling: 好感動呀!!

Ah Lun: 我會撞你埋牆, fing 你對腳埋門框wor, OK?

Meiling: 直至我對腳斷為止, 對不對? ...不消一個星期, 你就不用再抱了! 好聰明!

Ah Lun: 我是不會比你對腳斷的, 因為我可以拖住你對腳, 拖行你出廳......不用擔心

Meiling: %$#%^#^%(&*#$#

Meiling was fed

I just found out on the blackboard wall this morning, saying "Meiling was fed"!

Interestingly, Meiling was not aware that she was fed while sleeping. It's such a bizarre family!

Weird Kailan

Kailan has always been a weird girl. This morning, Ah Lun played with her and suddenly she sleeped on her back for a few minutes. Normally, our iPhone cannot capture her still moments. But she was so static, and iPhone can take the image!!

D90 生病了

藥費驚人，索價1100大洋，仲要2-3星期先可以出院。我隻芥蘭仲健康過佢！

Impressionists Ah Lun & Scarlett

Today, my ex-colleagues had arranged an artjamming session as my belated birthday celebration. This was held at artjamming's new shop (1/F of LCX Causeway Bay). I am so outdated now, and only found out there's a LCX in Causeway Bay until today. Sigh...I can feel that i am turning old! I used to be a shopping expert in the old days!

Ah Lun decided to join the art jam very last minute. He went there unprepared, but i really like his drawing which is a masterpiece of impressionism!

Dung Dung Dung Done .....he decided to draw the black patches of Kailan's body.

My friend's little daughter Scarlett had also come for the drawing session. With her creative mind at 4.5 years old, she drew a number of unrelated subjects on the canvas. Really Amazing.

From the top (clockwise): Black clouds, green birds, apple tree, grass, giraffe, bunnies (we dunno why they turned red), oranges x 4 (very strange shapes), rainbow (colours all gone wrong, and missing a few more colours).

Meiling was not in a mood for drawing today, and the drawing will be sent as a gift for my friend's daughter, Anya. The inspiration came from the love and protection between daughter and mother. I hope the little girl loves the pastel colour of the drawing. By the way, it's a raining scene if you cannot see the raindrops clearly in the picture.

Friendship with a wild lion.

The reunion looks familiar to me...
I still remember how Kailan reacted when i picker her up from the Posh Paws Resort after an 8-day separation.

This is hilarious!

This pug even did not bother to jump out from the toilet! Lazy Pug Maggie!

If this was Kailan, she may have broken my toilet bowl! wakakaka

西瓜

在土耳其早午晚三餐都見到西瓜, 雖然好甜, 但是我們還是吃不消了. 大概在第四天的時候, 我們開始對西瓜厭倦...
沒想到我們回來不夠一星期, 我們又買西瓜吃. 捧住西瓜回家, 又想起了西瓜的笑話. 我的朋友真棒啊!
話說我們去打邊爐, Donna & Momo 說久久放了牛丸還未見它們上來, 然後有人提議試下放一個西瓜入爐搵牛丸, 跟著所有人都笑了!
我想西瓜先生都好無奈, 因為他將會比個邊爐頂住, 救唔到牛丸...

The Sketchbook Project 2011

I have purchased the sketchbook from the organizer at 1:15am on August 21.
I will be required to send them back the sketchbook by the deadline, and my submission will go on the tour in the US in 2011. I think this is a fun project, and it makes me feel good to be connected to the art world again.

DIY Flowers

http://www.designspongeonline.com/2010/08/diy-project-peaches-coffee-filter-flowers.html

Very cool stuff!

Both Kermit and Meiling love Sydney

My friend Angela shared this funny website with me, and i am loving it because i am also a fan of Kermit-the-frog. I have seen the humourous side of Kermit when I was still in high school. One day, i fall in love with Kermit since I had found a tee with Kermit imitating CK's signature black and white underwear poster. After this, I think this frog has a lovely character!
I have some kermit products at home, but not too many unfortunately. It's really difficult to collect them in Hong Kong. Though i don't have a lot of Kermit's products, i am still a loyal fan to him. Join me to love Kermit, and follow his footsteps closely at http://kermit-on-tour.com/
P.S. i especially like the post of Kermit saying he caught a swine flu from Ms Piggy last year.

Single Ladies vs Wrinkled Ladies

I like they have changed the line "put a ring on it" to "put some cream on it"...wakaka!

No war, peace (please)?

We are so lucky to stick close to our family. please treasure your loved ones.
This is such a touching video!

All of a sudden, i want to fly South West Airlines

Life is just too boring, we need more David to loosen up our lives. I love creative and funny people.

Taylor and her lovely dad

This photo was uploaded by Taylor on her facebook fan page today.

Taylor’s dad likes randomly hiding guitar picks at her flat, and this time she discovered another bunch at the silverware drawer…

I find it sweet, do you? This also reminds me of my childhood.

I also got some “additional” pocket money from Dad on an irregular basis as he hides $100 note in the dictionary to reinforce his saying 書中自有黃金屋 (My Dad has some sort of humor sometimes)

My mom is also good at hiding chips and chocolates from me and my sister. Due to her height, she always hide things above her height which is exactly at our eye level. Lovely mom had once hidden chocolate in the microwave, and smart daughters could even open the microwave to search for snacks. I believe mom also enjoyed playing in this game for sure.

I hope I will pass on this treasure hunt game to my children in the future. May be I should hide Kailan in a cabinet for some fun. Wakakaka.

Go Go Go Kailan!!!

Ticklish Kailan

It's so comfy!!!

Jokes

知道有一個冷笑話的website, 好開心. 因為有一兩個笑話都幾好笑. 我發覺我真的很喜歡笑...雖然我都有煩惱, 但人總是開心一點好!

Website: http://coldjokes.com/

兒子：今天的算術測驗被老師罵了。
爸爸：為什麼？
兒子：老師問我２ｘ３等於幾，我說６。
爸爸：沒錯啊！
兒子：老師又問我３ｘ２等於幾。
爸爸：這他媽的有什麼區別！

兒子：我也是這樣說的。

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一位小學老師正在向學生解釋「乳」字的含義： 乳即是小的意思，
比如乳鴿、乳豬等。 講解完後，老師要求小明用乳字造句。
小明：因為現在房價太高了，所以我家只能買得起５０坪的乳房
老師冒著冷汗說：「再造一個！」
小明：我年紀太小，連一米寬的乳溝都跳不過去！
老師冷汗如雨下說：「再造一個！」
小明：老師我真的想不出來了，我的乳頭都快想破了！

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老師說:講髒話的要罰五塊錢
一天,小明講了髒話要罰五塊錢
他拿了十塊錢給老師
老師說:我沒錢可以找你喔
小明說:"幹!免找啊啦!!!!"

我覺得好正喎

好型的熊貓貓呀

這令我更愛熊貓 ;P

騎呢相一大堆

阿倫好騎呢, 成日玩野, 要用相機記影低佢無厘頭的一面, 將來拿出來笑一餐.

Model 上身...自己都忍唔住笑

Chok 不停, 自我陶醉中

我地笑左呢張相好耐好耐

周星馳豬肉佬上身

Rambo 扮 cute, 仲帶點草根味

Two sides of a coin...

A touching TV commercial!!

反話 (土耳其版)

在旅遊車上的時間真的太多, 真的要諗d 野玩。
土耳其是一個農業為主的國家，所以8天以來，我們變成了素食者。經過土耳其的鄉村，看見的盡是農作物，很少見到牛羊。有時候，牛羊都在很遠很遠的地方，小得像一群狗。於是，我們開始稱呼牛羊為小狗。
有一次，一群羊在旅遊巴旁邊經過，我從玻璃窗看得清清楚楚，我說：有羊呀！

阿倫說：這是狗！
Meiling 說：這是羊！
阿倫說：這是狗！
Meiling 說：這是羊！
阿倫說：這是狗！
Meiling 說：這是羊！
阿倫說：這是狗！
Meiling 說：這是羊！

我們各持己見達到5分鐘後，大家已經由微笑，變成大笑，繼而動武。
由於謝偉倫是一個大男人，所以他不斷迫我認定這是一群狗！
由於陳美玲都是一個大女人，所以她不服輸！

阿倫再說一遍(暗笑)：這是狗！1, 2, 3, 你講唔講呀？跟我講，這些是狗！
Meiling 說 (恐慌中...................這是........................豬！(回教國家點養豬呀! 陳美玲真係好串)

最後，陳美玲的嘴唇被打爆了。真人真事，故事完！

Cool Experience at The Mira

Today we were working at The Mira for a mega PR event. The event went on smoothly and this is rewarding to hear the positive comments from client.

I have to say the banquet equipment at The Mira is so advanced. This multi-functional panel within the ballroom made our lives much more easier!!! The service is brilliant as well.

Food-wise, i cannot tell much because we were the last ones to eat......

Due to hygiene issue, the leftovers could not be sent back to our office, therefore, we had tried to clear the food right on the buffet table. I think this is very cool.