噴飯

點解？點解佢會無啦啦在食飯的時候改變頭髮的方向？我實在無法理解！

入哂戲！無得頂！

他並不是玩5秒，係我離開了飯桌，佢仍然保持呢個髮型。佢問了我一些問題，我嘗試望住佢，我保持冷靜，不過還是敵不過他難看的髮型。一直望到五秒就要轉移視線，深呼吸一下。我認輸了！

My new nick name...

We are doing grocery shopping tonight after dinner. We enjoyed going downstairs together to shop. It's kind of a date for just two of us.
We grabbed everything we need, and then i said i will go buy "脆脆" which means crisps, heading to the aisle selling chips. Then Ah Lun responded from afar: 你真係中國脆脆.
Me stuck for 5 seconds and did not bother to think after a long stressful day.
I asked him, what does that mean? The moment i found out what he is referring to made me laugh out loud sooo much! I guessed i had frightened the other man standing next to us.
中國脆脆 means 蛋散!!!
阿倫，你真係正宗蛋散

阿倫驚人的聯想力

阿倫昨天做了咸豬手加餸，好好味之餘，隨手拿起豬骨，說「用了保麗淨，食乜都得」，我立即笑到人仰馬翻。我不能不概嘆阿倫的聯想力及幽默感。

可能其他人並沒有覺得好笑，原因是感受不到原先廣告女主角賣力演出。阿倫給力的表演實在太似廣告嬸嬸，笑死了！

入戲中

他還很會演，令我笑足全場

中場加插我完全想不起保麗淨個名，然後叫了「愛麗潔」，再笑了很久很久。

好了，大概沒有人好像我們會拿一個久違了的廣告笑這麼久，這個廣告的喜感就在於嬸嬸大力吃脾，當時推出廣告的時候，我們已經常常笑了。如今，阿倫有機會重演，真是我們一星期的亮點。

謝謝保麗淨及豬脾帶來的快樂。救命，我一邊寫仲一邊笑，在小巴上變了一個怪乘客。

Jokes

It's been a long while I have not shared jokes here. 

Ah Lun has always been funny and it's good to be with him. He's especially good in teasing me when I am under tremendous stress. 

A few days ago...the temperature was so low that it's only 3 degrees in Tsing Yi. 

That Sunday night, he said, lucky you, you don't need to go out tomorrow (Monday). I said why?? 

He said it's just announced the school for retarded kids will be closed due to extreme weather.

Megan is also bringing us so many jokes these days. She knows a lot of things now, but just don't know how to speak. 

Lately, she wanted to touch the heater. Tin tin says it's hot. The next thing she did was to blow the heater. When we are serving meals to Megan, we said it's hot. We and Megan will blow to the food to cool it down. That's the action she associated with the word hot. It's so cute 

惡作劇

I am just hanging my trousers at the bathroom overnight. Ah Lun just put three knots over my trousers. Crazy! I am sure Megan will inherit his naughty genes.  

Cheer me up!

I am really busy this week as we need to submit a presentation for dubai. I came home at 10pm. After my quick dinner, I went to have shower. LOL that Ah Lun put two knots on my PJ. 

Crazy but it is so funny. Thanks for giving me a chance to laugh on a busy day like this. 

Imagine what happen if I did not look at it and put my leg into the trousers! He blamed TIn Tin for doing this, of course I won't trust him. 

Funny pic!

Taken over last weekend... Megan fell asleep while she is licking the teether. So funny!! 

Woof woof mask

Yeah! I mentioned in my blog that I wanted to try this kind of face mask. Now, my colleague Gloria ordered a few and gave me one. I am so happy because it's fun putting it on. 

Woof woof 

Hey Kailan, please pretend that you are scared! 

Daddy's idea!

You just cannot imagine why Ah Lun has such an idea of playing the mouse. The toy is now stuck into another mobile on Megan's high chair. The idea of hanging mousse is so funny. It made mommy laughing before entertaining megan. 

Scary and funny at the same time! Mommy LOL. 

I am a mom!

I dressed up nicely for work and I had my leather jacket on today. When I almost arrived the office this morning, I was searching for my phone in my jacket pockets. I laughed out loud when I found that I got a baby handkerchief in my left pocket!! 

Size matters

I cannot stop laughing when the waiter delivered the tea set to Ah Lun. It's super tiny for his appetite, and it's so small that he could swallow the udon in one go. 

His comment was 唔食好過食

Having a tea time on the last day of my maternity leave

Milestone // no more swaddling

It was a painful experience to stop swaddling her. She kept rubbing her face and scalp which will intensify the eczema.  On the other hand, she could not sleep without swaddling. Such a dilemma which annoyed us so much. 

Taking advices from friends like Donna and my boss, we have to stop swaddling her. I free her hands on 28 feb evening and it's a successful attempt though I woke up literally every hour in the mid night. She started to learn sleeping without the receiving blanket so her sleep was too shallow. Megan's situation was even worse because she has colic at around 3am. 

Currently we still wrap her legs as her kicks kept her awake. After she's completely happy with her hands out, we will get rid of wrapping her legs. 

We finally bought a toy to look after megan. This is a mouse. I asked Ah Lun, what's her name. He just got a perfect name in less than 5 seconds. She's called mousse, chocolate mousse. How funny! Like the whole idea of typo behind the toy's name. 

Woke up and playing with mousse and she dropped it over her face. So cute. 

Seven

不解釋 XDDDD 

By the way, we just celebrated our 7th wedding anniversary last Dec, so seven means a lot here. 

We both want prison break

Not only me want to prison-break, Megan always want to escape from our swaddling blanket! Everytime she does that, she will get her shoulder exposed, so funny. Megan is 溫碧霞！

Treasure Hunt

Wakaka! 

Ah Lun was trying to hide chocolate from me. But I have just found it. I cannot stop laughing now. 

My favorite chocolate got hidden beneath the snack basket. I really love his creative hiding or is it just a joke?! How can I be a depressed mom with this guy. 

During my pregnancy, a bag of chips got hidden in maid's bed. I also found it. XD

Bathing Megan

When we bathe Megan, we have to make sure there are at least two people, myself and Tin Tin. If she's off and Ah Lun's not around, we will not bathe Megan. It's very dangerous if one has slipped the baby into the water. 

Today, three of us are here so Megan is receiving royal spa treatment with jazz music in a heated room. 

I asked Tin Tin can you please roll up my sleeves before I put baby into the water. (I forgot to do this before bring the baby) She helped, and then Ah Lun asked can I please roll up your trousers? LOL. 

When I was busy bathing Megan and he really rolled up my trousers! 

My PJ trousers got rolled up on one side by this crazy dad. 

Hoppetta sleeping bag

We started using the Hoppetta sleeping bag lately. But creative dad thinks Megan looks like 兵馬俑 in the sleeping bag. LOL! 

絕對領域（可愛版）

Megan is wearing socks today and Ah Lun recalls the Japanese term 絕對領域

Its not something indecent but we find Megan's legs with cute white socks are so adorable. As you can see, Megan does not have chubby legs. All her fat goes to her chins, and she does not have any neck now!! 

Clever dog!

To play safe, we set up a gate to keep Kailan out of Megan's room. But Kailan is so smart that she learnt how to go in and out within a few days. 

We do not really completely lock the gate sometimes because we usually carry baby in and out with both hands occupied. If we need a complete lock, we have to lift the gate and push the button at the same time. Very troublesome. 

Due to the above reason, Kailan knows how to push the gate to come in. But when we scold her for coming in, she needs to escape quickly and therefore she learns how to go out. When we found out that she knew how to do it, we really laughed out loud. 

It's really funny to see her using her left paw to open the gate. It has now become a performance to entertain us. 

I have put the video on Instagram as a record. I love my dog because she's so funny. 

Kailan's latest sleeping styles

Kailan never fails to entertain us! 

Her behavior is so random everyday. 

One day, she folded the pillow to make sleep more interesting! 

The other day, she still slept like this. Here's another angle showing how she enjoyed her own creation. 

Another morning, I found her sleeping on her own pillow, with her carpet ticked below her chin. Anyway, Kailan knows how to chill out with her limited resources...

Another close up! She had not moved at all when I took photos. It must be very comfortable.