Jokes

知道有一個冷笑話的website, 好開心. 因為有一兩個笑話都幾好笑. 我發覺我真的很喜歡笑...雖然我都有煩惱, 但人總是開心一點好!

Website: http://coldjokes.com/

兒子：今天的算術測驗被老師罵了。
爸爸：為什麼？
兒子：老師問我２ｘ３等於幾，我說６。
爸爸：沒錯啊！
兒子：老師又問我３ｘ２等於幾。
爸爸：這他媽的有什麼區別！

兒子：我也是這樣說的。

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一位小學老師正在向學生解釋「乳」字的含義： 乳即是小的意思，
比如乳鴿、乳豬等。 講解完後，老師要求小明用乳字造句。
小明：因為現在房價太高了，所以我家只能買得起５０坪的乳房
老師冒著冷汗說：「再造一個！」
小明：我年紀太小，連一米寬的乳溝都跳不過去！
老師冷汗如雨下說：「再造一個！」
小明：老師我真的想不出來了，我的乳頭都快想破了！

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老師說:講髒話的要罰五塊錢
一天,小明講了髒話要罰五塊錢
他拿了十塊錢給老師
老師說:我沒錢可以找你喔
小明說:"幹!免找啊啦!!!!"

我覺得好正喎

好型的熊貓貓呀

這令我更愛熊貓 ;P

騎呢相一大堆

阿倫好騎呢, 成日玩野, 要用相機記影低佢無厘頭的一面, 將來拿出來笑一餐.

Model 上身...自己都忍唔住笑

Chok 不停, 自我陶醉中

我地笑左呢張相好耐好耐

周星馳豬肉佬上身

Rambo 扮 cute, 仲帶點草根味

Two sides of a coin...

A touching TV commercial!!

反話 (土耳其版)

在旅遊車上的時間真的太多, 真的要諗d 野玩。
土耳其是一個農業為主的國家，所以8天以來，我們變成了素食者。經過土耳其的鄉村，看見的盡是農作物，很少見到牛羊。有時候，牛羊都在很遠很遠的地方，小得像一群狗。於是，我們開始稱呼牛羊為小狗。
有一次，一群羊在旅遊巴旁邊經過，我從玻璃窗看得清清楚楚，我說：有羊呀！

阿倫說：這是狗！
Meiling 說：這是羊！
阿倫說：這是狗！
Meiling 說：這是羊！
阿倫說：這是狗！
Meiling 說：這是羊！
阿倫說：這是狗！
Meiling 說：這是羊！

我們各持己見達到5分鐘後，大家已經由微笑，變成大笑，繼而動武。
由於謝偉倫是一個大男人，所以他不斷迫我認定這是一群狗！
由於陳美玲都是一個大女人，所以她不服輸！

阿倫再說一遍(暗笑)：這是狗！1, 2, 3, 你講唔講呀？跟我講，這些是狗！
Meiling 說 (恐慌中...................這是........................豬！(回教國家點養豬呀! 陳美玲真係好串)

最後，陳美玲的嘴唇被打爆了。真人真事，故事完！

Cool Experience at The Mira

Today we were working at The Mira for a mega PR event. The event went on smoothly and this is rewarding to hear the positive comments from client.

I have to say the banquet equipment at The Mira is so advanced. This multi-functional panel within the ballroom made our lives much more easier!!! The service is brilliant as well.

Food-wise, i cannot tell much because we were the last ones to eat......

Due to hygiene issue, the leftovers could not be sent back to our office, therefore, we had tried to clear the food right on the buffet table. I think this is very cool.

離別

Ah Lun and I sent Kailan to the dog hotel for the first time today because we are having our 8-day Turkey trip this week. We found "Posh Paws Resort" on the website, and it seems that we did not make the wrong choice so far. The people there are very nice and they are good to the dogs.

When we are back home, we feel so abnormal because Kailan did not jump around us and did not lick our toes. The extreme silence really upset us, and we really miss naughty Kailan.

I feel so sad indeed when i said good bye to Kailan this afternoon. i got two tear drops when i got back into the car. Ah Lun asked if we should go out to see Kailan again, i rejected because i am afraid i will stay there forever.

They have a swimming pool for dog there. I paid for two session for Kailan, hopefully she will enjoy this summer holiday in Yuen Long...

She explored the area once she checked in. She was so excited!

This is the last jump when we said good bye. Very sad moment!

Posh Paws Resort has uploaded all guests' photos onto their Facebook page. Dog owners can see the photo update online. Very cool idea. We saw these photos once we are back home.
Oh Kailan loves tennis ball so much, no matter it's at home or at the resort.

I like group dance!

Today is my birthday.

Surprise 1: Ah Lun insisted that today is my birthday. But i was so busy today, i had no time to respond to his what's app message. But i really like this idea, because this is something new! haha

Surprise 2: I came back home at 10:30pm after working out. When i was having the orange on the couch, i suddenly discovered there are a big bunch of flowers sitting by the window (it's almost 10 mins after i am home). This is a really good surprise, and i like the colour combinations this round. Unlike other men, Ah Lun has his own way of presenting the flowers - silence is golden!!

We watched "Valentines Day" movie a week ago, and i remembered telling him that it's romantic to see an old man in the film to cut some flowers for his old wife in the garden. I hope we can have a garden one day. Because i just want to cut some freshly grown flowers!