買雞蛋 = 任勝

2010年夏天的一個下午, 我倆去club house 游泳池游水.
身上除了有泳鏡之外, 就沒有其他的了…
我們還帶了100元鈔票買了4張合共72元的游水劵.
找回的28元, 我想利用零錢到超市買我最愛的4012新奇士橙 (12.9元有4個). 一邊游一邊想著大橙的香甜多汁的味道, 幻想著我與芥蘭一人一口的溫馨!
於是, 一個小時之後, 我們滴著水去了超市!

買了橙,還有15元, 我們在想要買什麼東西.
謝生看見了雞蛋, 說家裡沒有雞蛋了. 看看雞蛋多少錢, 他媽的為什麼會這麼貴- 18元. 我們只有15元!!!
於是我倆＊滴著水＊在雪櫃相討了一斷長時間耶! 為的是3塊錢!
你們說句公道話, 陳美玲早就說要買橙, 我梗唔退讓啦! No Way!
但謝生都十分認真, 像個３歲小孩嚷著點都要買雞蛋.
我們就像黃家偉的電影片段一樣, 我們在雪櫃旁站著, 其他人在我們旁邊快鏡走過!!!
這齣戲愈演愈真, 突然間謝生要爆了！

謝生激動地說:　我　－　要　－　買　－　雞　－　蛋！
謝太大聲說道：　你　－　好　－　任　－　勝！　（然後揮袖而去）
跟住, 我比了一個下台階謝生．．．我說: 你不如買蕉啦, 10元咋！　
我們笑完之後，每次都會檢討一下個笑位會唔會可以好d, 謝氐對笑呢家野好認真嫁！

自此，買雞蛋就等於任勝．　
我仲記得Sr. Juliana 在Ethics堂教過，同居＝自殺．．．（由於一宗同居男友殺死女友的案件，修女想發大來搞，教我們同居的禍害）
忽然之間，我覺得我條formula正常得多！！

Holly & Jones 的912婚禮

珍珍毫無疑問就是今晚的主角...

我們在影大合照的時候, 無拉拉珍珍隻鞋攝住左台上的罅隙. [注意: 真是無拉拉的!]

不知怎的, 同一時間有人說"大家移一移位". 珍珍就是這樣攝住左, 被所有人發現, 並且動彈不得. 全台人士哈哈大笑. 我們整晚也圍繞著珍珍攝罅的故事作題才.

話說晚餐快要完了, momo跟珍珍說, 你可以同條仔說: "我現在攝住左條罅, 你可唔可以來接我呀?"

然後, 當然是momo自問自答加role play扮演，說你條仔應該會誤會左你的意思，跟著帶埋花同介指來求婚...

我們笑到眼水都標埋出來呀，救命！

小小驚喜

我們是8月8日開始拍拖的...

每月的8號, 我們如果記得的話, 會給對方一些暗示或我們會出街吃飯, 目的都是証明自己記性好過對方, 然後就攝位認屎認屁, 話自己愛對方多一點呀之類的事, 最後記性好的一位就可以威風幾日咁多.

前幾天比我記得6月去台灣的時候買了6-character字母朱古力給阿倫 (M&M11!)...天啊呀!現在已經是9月了, 怎可能我可以忘記得一乾二淨, 拜託我特有的收東西性格, 我把這份禮物收入櫃子內, 就連自己也忘記, 我覺得無人勁得過我!

想起這荒誕的事情, 恰巧是9月8日. 於是我跟阿倫說, 你去櫃子下格找找你的禮物吧...我把整件事都包裝得非常得體, 我暗自嘉許了自己一下, 但卻沒想到墮進這樣的陷阱...

不過, 憑著咁難看的字體, 大家一定知道個笨賊是誰的!

當晚回家在沒有準備的情況下打開雪櫃看見這個都幾開心. :)

ok啦, 打回平手. 下回分解.

September Birthday Party

As we foresee that Joyce Ip will be locked by Alex for a 3-week birthday celebration, we decided to have a much earlier birthday party with her and the other birthday girl, Donna.

Yesterday, we had hot pot dinner at 譚魚頭 in Tsim Sha Tsui. It sounded boring, but we also incorporated something new. As the Mid Autumn Festival is approaching, we used two icy moon cakes to replace the normal birthday cakes. I had also bought a musical candle to bring some fun to the party.

Our dinner had not started until we went to the dessert shop 五代同堂. Their desserts are really nice. This is the highlight of the party indeed. Joyce Ip and Donna decided to take care of the bill very last minute. Ah Yea has to learn from Joyce Ip la, in this situation, Ah Yea could not order the bird nest dessert after she is so full with 6 full size desserts!!

P.S. if you would like to buy the birthday candle, i bought this from the shopping centre in Kwai Fong. It ranges from HK$15 - HK$20 something.

Scared Dog!

It's funny! Godzilla is really scary!

Funny Corgi x 2

Patagonia Water-proof Windbreaker

I always feel jealous with the variety of functional jackets Ah Lun could get from those outdoor gear brands. He basically got a few GORE-TEX jackets so far, i like the pure black one from North Face and the stylish blue x grey from Columbia.

The men style jackets are much more beautiful than the women's style. I always wanted to get one from the men's corner, but the small size of these jackets are still far too big on me.

Patagonia is a nice brand, but i only realized they have XS size for men's jackets today.

Hurray! I finally got one man style water-proof windbreaker. The colours are so nice indeed, i especially like the details and quality of the jacket. Even though it's very expensive, i decided to buy it. Otherwise, i know i will regret this because this is the LAST XS size.

After buying a little black dress from Club Monaco and the wind breaker from Patagonia, i wanted to go home so badly because i cannot afford to buy any other clothes today.

謝生看謝太

經過2次art jamming, 我覺得謝生的畫功都幾好, 但佢畫我就真的好差勁...

好在現今科技發達, 好彩有相機這偉大發明還我一個公道!

畫於2010年1月名為"My Wife" 的畫作; 表現了畫家稚嫩的畫風.....

[黃小虎眉 x 豬膽鼻..., 豈有此理@#%$#%#%^$]

畫於2010年7月的畫作; 說我是豬也不要緊, 最緊要係Photo Caption 為"You have shit all over the body, haha". 真火滾, d屎又畫得鬼咁靚?!!?

11th anniversary 的畫作好大幅, 但佢仍然送我兩堆鼻毛. 無奈!

仲有我已經是直頭髮好耐!

我畫唔出就好似痾唔出

有一天, Fanny姐姐請我幫她畫一幅畫, 條件就是回敬我一堆無聊的笑話. 我每次都愛聽她說生動的黃色笑話, 最好笑的時候就是Kitty Choi唔明再問一次. 由於笑話對我的生命尤其重要, 雖然忙, 我都在回家的地鐵車程畫了一幅普普通通的畫給Fanny姐姐. 由於她的Bob頭髮型十分易畫, 我很容易就交了功課(圖左), 最後她的回復好像也很開心似的.

正在幻想下一次聽到很多無厘頭的笑話之時, 難題也同時出現, 她的姐姐Jennifer也要一幅啊! 怎麼辦? 今次真的考起我了! 不知怎的, 我畫了一只貓給她 (因為她最近愛上了貓兒), 而貓仔擁有了Jennifer 的兔仔牙(圖右)!

我只可以說有時靈感到, 15秒就畫完. 有時無靈感, 活像痾唔出一樣, 出盡力都係得個桔.

Good Bye Summer! Good Bye Intern Vincent!

Time flies without our notice!

We bid farewell to our intern Vincent on 31 August 2010. This also marks the start of Quarter 4! There are still some hard work before we enjoy the Christmas holidays!